"11.14.17" by Beach Sloth
The lowest point in my professional life happened early
I patiently waited for my boss’s dog
to start defecating on a paper towel I had placed on the office carpet,
protecting the carpet
My boss saw that and called me “forward-thinking”
After that, I decided to go back to school
"Routine" by Beach Sloth
I crank my window down
Every morning at the stop sign
To say a friendly hello
On behalf of all my friends