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"11.14.17" by Beach Sloth

The lowest point in my professional life happened early

I patiently waited for my boss’s dog

to start defecating on a paper towel I had placed on the office carpet,

protecting the carpet

My boss saw that and called me “forward-thinking”

After that, I decided to go back to school 

"Routine" by Beach Sloth
 

I crank my window down

Every morning at the stop sign

To say a friendly hello

On behalf of all my friends

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