"Selected Venmo Transactions from October 2016
to November 2018" by Chris Barton

 

Oct 18, 2016

 

Ethan palmer paid you                                $190 [for]

Stink bug themed erotic anime

 

 

Oct 27, 2016

 

You paid Ethan palmer                                $112 [for]

Candlelit sloppy joe dinner

 

 

February 6, 2017

 

Ethan palmer paid you                                $250 [for]

My big fat ass

 

 

June 1, 2017

 

You paid Ethan palmer                                  $10 [for]

Brownie

 

 

Aug 2, 2017

 

Ethan palmer paid you                                $209 [for]

Disgusting pornography

 

 

September 23, 2017

 

You paid Ethan palmer                                  $32 [for]

Old time gospel music

 

 

Oct 1, 2017     

 

Ethan palmer paid you                                $190 [for]

Bootleg copies of How the Grinch 

stole Christmas

 

 

Oct 2, 2017

 

You paid Ethan palmer                             $80.50 [for]

Succulent keyboard synth 

 

 

Nov 6, 2017

 

Ethan palmer paid you                               $3.75 [for]

Piss pump

 

 

Nov 17, 2017

 

You paid Ethan palmer                                $160 [for]

Raw fish fermentation

 

Feb 5 

 

Ethan palmer paid you                                  $68 [for]

Shrimp lipstick

 

 

Feb 7

 

You paid Ethan palmer                                $106 [for]

Bootleg copies of How the Shrimp

stole Christmas

 

 

Feb 19

 

Ethan palmer paid you                                    $7 [for]

Boot-sniffing

 

 

March 12

 

You paid Ethan palmer                             $24.01 [for]

Bald eagle house supplies

 

 

Apr 5

 

Ethan palmer paid you                                $240 [for]

Butt plugs filled with 4 Loko

 

May 7

 

You paid Ethan palmer                                  $25 [for]

Tacos post sensory deprivation tank

post gummies

 

Jul 6 

 

Ethan Palmer paid you                             $19.50 [for]

Venmo money fun

 

July 19 

 

You paid Ethan Palmer                            $43.50 [for]

Norwegian Death Metal concert ticket

 

 

Aug 5 

 

Ethan Palmer paid you                             $15.60 [for]

New nipples

 

 

September 13 

 

You paid Ethan Palmer                            $62.60 [for]

Glyphosate mustache repellent

 

 

September 18

 

Ethan Palmer paid you                               $7.60 [for]

The War

 

 

October 2 

 

You paid Ethan Palmer                               $160 [for]

One single Kombucha

 

 

October 16

 

Ethan paid you                                              $18 [for]

Just because [heart]

 

 

19 days ago

 

You paid Ethan palmer                                  $22 [for]

The terrible twos

 

15 days ago

 

Ethan palmer paid you                                $160 [for]

A working bootleg copy of How 

the Shrimp stole Christmas 

 

 

6 days ago 

 

You paid Ethan palmer                                    $2 [for]

eggs

 

 

2 days ago

 

Ethan Palmer paid you                                $160 [for]

Ol shiesty rent man

 

 

39 minutes ago

 

You paid Ethan palmer                                $305 [for]

Mantis shrimp eyes