"My Landlord & Tim Allen End Up in a Sitcom Together" by Daniel Crocker
By accident
someone from Hollywood called
my landlord for a reference
They knew from his voice
that' he's real America--
a regular Missouri guy--
the kind folks can connect with
so they coupled
him with Tim Allen
One will be the landlord
one the repairman
They'll put the show on
right after The Big Bang Theory
It will be a hit
Manly men will do what manly men do
like fixing your sink two months
after you ask them to
or hiking the rent
People will start to wonder
what they ever saw in those
nerds from BBT to begin with
All those Star Trek references
All those toys
Raj will anger them in ways
they can't or won't explain
They will begin to question everything
The Wonder Years
Sanford and Son
Will and Grace
PBS
The foundation of their beliefs
will quake
They'll watch because
someone rich told them to
They'll watch until they
question their Gods.