"I Am Not Your Run-of-the-Mill Psychic" by Gerry King Hitt
What other psychics consider important messages from the dead are not what I get.
For example my companion for 9 years had complete erectile dysfunction, possibly due to a lifetime of drinking. I figured I could go without sex for whatever time we might have together
before he died of cirrhosis.
Judging from his red face I thought he had approximately 2 years left.
He lasted 9 years! No good deed goes unpunished.
I figure my good treatment of him prolonged his life but did not inspire him to give
up alcohol. So he prevented me from finding a man with better functioning equipment.
His penis might never have stood up again anyway. I am sure that is
what he thought, so why bother?
Some of the possible best sexual years of my life, my seventies, were wasted on this man.
But I really did feel bad when he died predictably of cirrhosis. I had gone to his apartment
to give him a drink of water before bed and saw that he was breathing his last. He managed
to grab my hand before he left me. I saw his eyes slowly set.
He repaid me later for being so patient and kind to him for 9 years
despite what he could not do in bed.
I got a terrible cough 6 months after he left me for the other side. I could not stop coughing.
His spirit suddenly came and took hold of my hand and he said,
squeeze my hand between coughs.
I coughed for 4 hours straight without letting up.
I have chronic fatigue so I figured any moment I might cough myself to death.
He held my hand the whole 4 hours.
After I finally quit coughing I realized I was getting turned on by him. He was healed!!
But we could still do nothing without being in the same realm. I am not that good
of a psychic....
I didn't know whether to rejoice or curse him. He was there. I was here.
Oddly furious, I promised myself I would not reunite with him
when I went to the spirit world.
I was too mad at him for drinking himself to death without giving me
at least one good tumble in bed in 9 years.
Let all alcoholics learn a lesson from this sad account of what can happen
to their sex life if they persist.
This is a true story.