100 Actual Google Searches by Kat Giordano

09/04/17
(01:01 AM) I don’t feel valid

(01:03 AM) I don’t feel special

(08:36 PM) awful menstrual cramps just this time

09/10/17

(11:55 PM) vaporwave beer

(11:56 PM) can’t tell where my lip stops

09/19/17

(07:54 PM) skateboard grind

(08:31 PM) get butter stains out of comforter

09/20/17

(04:33 PM) women’s faux leather tote

09/24/17

(01:16 AM) nice ron

(02:24 PM) friend mad at my advice

(04:14 PM) antihistamine for mosquito bite

09/25/17

(06:36 AM) can’t get back to sleep

(10:19 PM) make benadryl paste

(10:29 PM) will I trip from topically applied benadryl

(10:36 PM) skeeter syndrome

(10:43 PM) skeeter syndrome anaphylaxis

(10:45 PM) benadryl with alcohol

09/26/17

(06:55 PM) discouraged first week of job

09/28/17

(06:09 PM) things to make with potatoes

09/30/17

(05:00 PM) the king of cats

(05:01 PM) sister names for cats

(06:08 PM) hairless cat

10/02/17

(06:01 PM) dizziness caffeine

(06:51 PM) caffeine dizziness

(08:36 PM) does masturbation help with vertigo

(11:31 PM) parts of a skateboard

10/03/17

(10:21 PM) neuroma

10/05/17

(12:09 AM) post nasal drip

(12:11 AM) cold but only an itchy throat

(12:11 AM) weakness itchy throat

(12:13 AM) sore throat feeling weak and tired

10/06/17

(09:43 AM) dayquil and coffee

(10:55 AM) the past is a grotesque animal

10/08/17

(08:55 PM) constant headaches

(09:15 PM) dangers of taking iron

(11:11 PM) what do people have on their desks

(11:45 PM) pms improves with age

10/09/17

(12:01 AM) depression before a migraine

(12:26 AM) headache gets worse through the day

(12:30 AM) how long does it take for ibuprofen to work

(10:18 PM) how long does it take for ibuprofen to work

(11:59 PM) easy things to make with potatoes

10/10/17

(08:14 PM) swallowed chicken bone

(10:27 PM) nelly

10/11/17

(12:30 AM) bone in chicken breast

(12:31 AM) chicken breastbone

(12:38 AM) hard pieces in chicken

(12:40 AM) scared i ate chicken bone

(12:41 AM) scared i swallowed a chicken breast bone

(01:32 AM) self conscious about how expensive my rent is

(08:23 PM) dizziness when tired

(08:35 PM) anemia symptoms

10/12/17

(01:01 PM) how to get warm

(07:42 PM) how to make breakfast potatoes

(07:48 PM) can you eat potatoes after they sprout

(08:47 PM) hemp chocolate

(09:39 PM) things clippy says

10/13/17

(11:09 PM) is it okay to not write for a while

10/17/17

(02:10 AM) suddenly feeling emotionally numb

10/18/17

(12:55 AM) caffeine makes me feel sick

10/25/17

(07:15 PM) potato sprouts toxic

(07:25 PM) residue of potato sprout poisonous

(07:26 PM) are potatoes still good if they have eyes

(07:31 PM) solanine poisoning

(07:33 PM) solanine boiling

10/30/17

(09:04 PM) laptop plugged in not charging

(10:32 PM) not interested in anything anymore

11/03/17

(12:10 AM) david foster wallace

11/06/17

(02:02 PM) potatoes sprouts poisonous

(02:02 PM) raw potatoes poison

11/07/17

(01:06 AM) raw potatoes poison

(10:13 PM) i hate living alone

(11:12 PM) vitafusion gummies iron

(11:14 PM) signs of anemia

11/08/17

(10:08 AM) throat hurts when I yawn

(07:00 PM) slowdive sugar for the pill lyrics

(11:54 PM) feeling depressed before migraine

11/09/17

(01:08 PM) anxiety getting worse for no reason

11/16/17

(12:00 AM) dexter laboratory enemy name

(12:01 AM) mandark

(12:38 PM) jim henson 70s

(01:43 PM) taxi’s here lyrics

(02:22 PM) swallowed small bone

(02:50 PM) anxiety swallowing

(08:15 PM) how to get a lower interest rate on student loans

11/17/17

(10:44 AM) kat giordano twitter webMD studio audience

(05:22 PM) when does sagittarius start

11/18/17

(07:16 AM) when does sagittarius start

(06:20 PM) when does sagittarius start

(09:09 PM) did they say fuck in the 1920s

11/20/17

(12:11 AM) watery sound fridge

(01:55 AM) sagittarius season

(11:27 AM) terence mckenna quotes

(11:43 PM) food boy bread scene

11/21/17

(02:34 AM) nervous breakdown

11/22/17

(01:05 AM) how to get verified on twitter

(02:56 AM) chew on lip in my sleep

(02:58 AM) chewing inside of cheek while sleeping

(03:02 AM) bump from biting cheek

(01:38 PM) how much is a happy lamp