"Eating Avocado Toast & Feeling Sad" by Leza Cantoral
 

I am eating avocado toast
and I feel sad

 

bc my friend’s bf is a total dick.

he’s also fat and gross but I guess

he can’t help that.

 

I am glad my bf is hot but also funny.

he makes me laugh.

he’s my sexy jester.

 

I am trying to enjoy my avocado toast,

but I am worried about my friend.

 

my empathy is killing my brunch.

 

but seriously,

avocado toast is the best,

and poetry is bullshit.