"Love & Murder" by Leza Cantoral
 

I wonder,
do murderers watch murder shows?

if they did they would realize all the stupid mistakes
like not breaking glass
when making it look like a b & e

or leaving their blood
all over the place
or being the first person to report the crime

like
it's a no-brainer

&
then they ask
how soon they can get the life insurance money

these murderers are stupid af

&
that disgusts me more
than the fact that they killed someone they claimed to love

"Yoko" by Leza Cantoral

he called me a Yoko
and I guess I am a surrealist
but my singing is worse than hers

tbh

 

also, Yoko Ono
went to Sarah Lawrence

I wish I had gone
woulda gotten way more pussy in College

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