"Love & Murder" by Leza Cantoral

I wonder,
do murderers watch murder shows?

if they did they would realize all the stupid mistakes
like not breaking glass
when making it look like a b & e

or leaving their blood
all over the place
or being the first person to report the crime

it's a no-brainer

then they ask
how soon they can get the life insurance money

these murderers are stupid af

that disgusts me more
than the fact that they killed someone they claimed to love

"Yoko" by Leza Cantoral

he called me a Yoko
and I guess I am a surrealist
but my singing is worse than hers



also, Yoko Ono
went to Sarah Lawrence

I wish I had gone
woulda gotten way more pussy in College