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"Be My Friend (A Murder Poem)" by Leza Cantoral

hello I’m insane

wanna be my new friend

hello I’m insane

be my friend again

new friends are great to have

they can be your alibi

when u kill somebody

by accident

totally by accident

totally

that’s what we say

accidents happen all the time

"Selena Was 2 Good 4 U" by Leza Cantoral
 

selana was 2 good 4 u

but the heart wants what it wants

u put that pussy on lockdown

she laid it down

and u buried your face in stripper boobs

and drank sizzurp with rappers

your “boyfriend” video

is false advertising

‘cause you’re a shitty boyfriend

no girl in her right mind

would ever eat fondu w/ u

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