"Be My Friend (A Murder Poem)" by Leza Cantoral
hello I’m insane
wanna be my new friend
hello I’m insane
be my friend again
new friends are great to have
they can be your alibi
when u kill somebody
by accident
totally by accident
totally
that’s what we say
accidents happen all the time
"Selena Was 2 Good 4 U" by Leza Cantoral
selana was 2 good 4 u
but the heart wants what it wants
u put that pussy on lockdown
she laid it down
and u buried your face in stripper boobs
and drank sizzurp with rappers
your “boyfriend” video
is false advertising
‘cause you’re a shitty boyfriend
no girl in her right mind
would ever eat fondu w/ u