"Be My Friend (A Murder Poem)" by Leza Cantoral


hello I’m insane

wanna be my new friend

hello I’m insane

be my friend again


new friends are great to have

they can be your alibi

when u kill somebody


by accident

totally by accident




that’s what we say


accidents happen all the time

"Selena Was 2 Good 4 U" by Leza Cantoral


selana was 2 good 4 u

but the heart wants what it wants

u put that pussy on lockdown

she laid it down

and u buried your face in stripper boobs

and drank sizzurp with rappers


your “boyfriend” video

is false advertising

‘cause you’re a shitty boyfriend


no girl in her right mind

would ever eat fondu w/ u